Sunday, September 21, 2014

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM

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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

lampsarepeopletoo:

didnt expect to laugh but i did

pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo
(via misandryad)

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Saturday, September 20, 2014

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

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fullmetalpipscream:

I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW

iguanamouth:

anyway howd he get in there

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

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thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

dekutree:

*lame nigga voice* i don’t get a hug? 

unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

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